So, there's this guy that works in my department of the office. He has the loudest voice I've heard in my life--I regularly hear him through the office walls. Another thing? He's always in a fantastic mood, and uses the word "fabulous" like your or me use "ok."
I'm sitting in my office early in the AM. My back is to the doorway as I am on the computer. It's early. I'm trying to drink my coffee and slowly move into the day. Did I mention he's sneaky?
HIM: HEY, GOOD MORNING!!
(I jump, startled, and nearly spill my coffee, then slowly turn around. He's standing in my doorway.)
ME: Hey man.
HIM: YOU OKAY?!? YOU SEEM ANNOYED...
ME: Nah, I'm cool. How was your weekend?
HIM: FABULOUS!! YOURS?!? DID YOUR DOG DIE OR SOMETHING?!?
ME: Ha, it was alright. Nothing exciting I guess.
HIM: AWESOME!! WELL...I'LL STOP ANNOYING YOU NOW.
ME: Ha! Whatever man. Later.
I then turn back to the computer, and check to make sure my ears aren't bleeding.
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